Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

12 Month Jokes More 12 Month Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.