Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Luter Jokes More Luter Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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12 Month Jokes More 12 Month Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll