Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!