Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.