Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights