What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.