Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because he had a vowel movement.
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
It's a parent.
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
By swimming in their debt.