What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese