What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.