What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.