What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.