What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.