What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"