What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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You con-du-it!!!

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.