Cancer Jokes

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Finding out it's curable.

Cancer stole our jobs!"

She has cancer

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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He has cancer.

Because she already had cancer.

A free radical.

By smoking a lot of fags.

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Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Cancer reproduces itself.

Pro-state cancer.

North of the equator.

They never get old.

In his prostatoe.

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

Cancer got Jobs

Americans put it everywhere!

They can feel it in their bones.

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Cancer came back

As a real growth opprotunity

Cancer got Jobs

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Cancer can get jobs

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

A dumb terminal

They were radio active.

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

Ben Carsonogen

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

Leukemia Skywalker.

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Meesathelioma.

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Adenocarcinoma

Cancer got Jobs.

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DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

They were both inside Jobs

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

Second-hand smoke!

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

You can silence a gun.

It's two tired.

For the watch!

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Because they can only count to 3.

The World Trade Center

A: The slow ones are in jail.

A: Thunderware.

Because cars don't wear clothes.

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

The punch line Found in BL magazine

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Cancer Jokes

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

Why can't the armless girl comb?

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

How did the muslim get cancer?

What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas?

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

How do you get gum out of your hair?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Why did the pop band get cancer?

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

What do fish do when they have cancer?