Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen