Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.