Presidential Candidate Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.