Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.