Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.