Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.