Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.