Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.