Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.