What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."