What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"