What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.