What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!