What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.