Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Genghis Khan Jokes More Genghis Khan Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.