Because he khan.
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A condescending Khan descending.
One steppe at a time.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
Khan-diments.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
They 'loin' fast!
Patty
So they won't run out of time
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Because they are always up to something.
A nun falling down the stairs
Steppe by steppe.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.
Just 'Cause
A chink in the armor.
He found a chink in it.