How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.