How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Mongol Jokes More Mongol Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!