Europe Jokes

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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