Map Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.