What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.