So he could save his stool.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
A taxi
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Because he's a two timer.
A birthday pheasant!
Weight for it...
It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
Because you have to change them.
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because his stool so hard!