What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.