What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!