Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.