Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.