Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.