Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!