Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!