Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !