Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !