Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!