Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR