Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions