Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.