Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.