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Colonel, sir.
The referee
Top Vlad.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because he wanted to look mptnt
So blind people can hate hippies too.
Some people think God is real.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
A blonde parade!
Tie up their hands.
A boo-tie.
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.
Executed.
By looking over your shoulder.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
A coup.
Sir.
Sir" from a distance.