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Colonel, sir.
The referee
Top Vlad.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because he wanted to look mptnt
It already had 10 thousand degrees.
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
She looked very Theroux-ly.
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
They are both unlike radicals.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Sir.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Good morning your Honor!
A blonde parade!
Vlad The Inhaler.
