Englishman Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Colonel Jokes More Colonel Jokes

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Slav Jokes More Slav Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.