Sir" from a distance.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
The bond matures.*
Not all men.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
And so do you!
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
With love and hisses.
On a jpeg.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Nighty Night
Because they're chivalrous!
Sir Loin!
He became Sir Loin
