Sir" from a distance.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Take your combat boot off his head.
The milky way!
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
It's confi-dental
He over 'd
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Puerto-RECON
How are you holding up?"
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Because they hate Capitalism.
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
