Sir" from a distance.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Good jab.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
a porcupine
Sir Charge
There were many knights.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Using saxitoxin.
SNIKTERS
They're both X-Men.
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