Sir" from a distance.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
They both wear stripes !
Militia Etheridge
When the chips are down!
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
He was Russian.
Because all they can do is bone.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
He did lots of cross fit
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
Sir Loin.
Sir Loin!
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
