Sir" from a distance.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
T-shoes!
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Depressed
You shoot the guy pushing it.
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
removed
Wonton endangerment.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
Secretary: My lawyer.
He ran out of patients.
