Sir" from a distance.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
You grabbit.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
A navy infantry cavalry
You've got no beef soldier!
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Oh, gosh!
They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...
Because he was a quack addict!
S*pine* trees!
It's near-humerus.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
He sat in his own pew.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
When it's too heavy to lift.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
