What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Groan Jokes More Groan Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.