What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.