What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!