Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Groan Jokes More Groan Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Holy Man Jokes More Holy Man Jokes

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.