Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.