What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.