What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir