What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.