Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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Because they didn't get their nickel back.

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Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !