Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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A bird watcher.

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One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

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Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.