What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.