What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.