Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!