Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow