He was caught rustling.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
He caught on fire.
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
A small medium at large
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
Because its leaves rustled.
She was charged with rustling!
