Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow