Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle