Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!