Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

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Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!