Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

Sheriff Jokes More Sheriff Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!