Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them