Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.