Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.