Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids