What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves