What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Bear with me...

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They got snowed in.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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