What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on