What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.