How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Porridge Jokes More Porridge Jokes

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.