How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.