How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Porridge Jokes More Porridge Jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge