What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge