What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.