What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.