What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.