What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.