What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why do girls wear make up and perfume?

Cuz they're ugly and they stink!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.