What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle