What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole