What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !