What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Previous Random Joke Next
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.