What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !