What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs