Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.