Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!