Because he has holes in his hands
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
A fork
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Hole is gonna be huge."
They're both ash-holes.
Because they always bring boos.
Don't cry, it's only a joke
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
The ICU.
