Because he has holes in his hands
The games take 3 months to play!
They're lit.
Jesus on a rubber cross!
Haploid
His hands were tied.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
A paracetamole!
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
For the boos.
A cow with a cold.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Peek achoo!