Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!