Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands