A Cheetah.
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
Because it's always spotted.
