Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah