Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..