Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.