Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand?

Kawasakey

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.