Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs