A Cheetah.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
One has standards.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
An amputee
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because there's always a cheetah
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
