Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.