Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!