Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Walk in with $2 Million.
Her gambling habit.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Because they hate Tibet.
They love to gambol.
They Havana no money to spend.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Tibet.
Pair-a-dice.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
In a casino, you really mean it.
Too many cheetahs
Because they don't like Tibet
Play the change machines.
To play the slop machine !
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
He was caught counting carbs.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Cause it had a hard drive.
He had a high pressure job
theft
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
A cardvark!
Cause she was a woman
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Because they're SO-VIET
Because of Christian Bail
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!
Because they can't even.
Because they literally can't even.
A Zimmer frame
