Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.