Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.