Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.