Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet